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October 26th, 2004


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12:04 pm - The Rules for Onsite Jobs
1. Never, ever take for granted that the room or office will be available to you. Most non technical staff believe that you are magical and that you will look at the computer and it will be setup.

2. Most businesses that require onsite work are out in the middle of nowhere.

3. Put everything in writing. Every. Little. Thing.

4. Keep all receipts, bitches are going to pay.

5. NEVER talk money with your client.

6. Make sure you have made alternative arrangements for lunch.

7. Never shout on your mobile phone in the smoking area

8. Practise not swearing the day before

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